I’m sorry for forcing a meme here, but fuck the idea of worshiping a recursive Bible. At the risk of invoking the slippery slope fallacy, I’d like to argue that organized religion & conservatism shouldn’t mix, lest they spawn a quasi-straight-edge, quasi-anarcho-primitive theonomy for fame-hungry, pseudo-intellectual, pro-censorship, FUD-loving, conspiranoid & unimaginative bigots that’s meant to last forever. Honestly, I’m not the only one tired of those criticism-intolerant, gossip-mongering hypocrites letting’ their own moral absolutism convince them they could do no wrong, right? Their style-over-substance, doublethink-spewing click-bait-laden media, be it old or new, is arguably the biggest threat to chaotic neutrality in the history of the entire world. Say what you want about other reprehensible cults for gullible war-fanatics & genocide-deniers who reinforce RWA (regardless of whether or not you utilize the horseshoe theory) & would fail at the Tower of Hanoi, but the rampant propaganda of garden-variety evangelical wingnuts is something the greatest minds of all time would wholeheartedly oppose; I’m serious when I say Dr. Carl Edward Sagan & Fred McFeely Rogers would not approve of this nonsensical bullshit.

1) When I talk about a recursive Bible, I’m not talking about a set of increasingly nested allegories about flawed characters that came from many sources, are open to interpretation & got passed down throughout the ages. My dogmatic paleo-conservative elders taught me to think the Bible’s protagonists, who were seemingly meant to be respected but not emulated, read the Bible itself to learn about the past, present & future’. IMO, folks like the populist chuds who lied to me throughout my adolescence have done too much damage to society throughout history, both physically & psychologically; they’re more reprehensible than the combined forces of both the overrated Literally Who trio’s yellow-vest-wearing, pro-#OWS, brainwashed, apologia-spreading enablers & their yellow-vest-wearing, pro-Brexit, neo-CSA, «red-pilled», gate-keeping, edge-lord cuckservative PCMR MRA MGTOW LCD «anti-SJW» foes (be they neo-Christians, neo-atheists, neo-Odinists or some other people who went down the same “rabbit hole”) whose love of «Bad Vlad», Netto-uyoku & extremely politicized furry content couldn’t even make the pop-culture-hating «alpha male» cyber-bully Drumpf POTUS, let alone convince him to «make real» an ad campaign’s generic «soulless ginger» mascot inspired by a «rape joke». (Remember, one’s foe’s foe isn’t necessarily one’s friend, & no one should treat their hobbies like they were the only things that mattered, even if they really are some of the most important things in the world.)